Found a palmetto bug on the floor today.

Took a nap - “THEY’RE IN MY SHEETS”
Put on a sweatshirt - “THEY’RE IN MY CLOTHES”
Took a shower - “THEY’RE GOING TO COME OUT OF THE DRAIN”
Leave the house - “QUICK THEY’LL GET IN THROUGH THE DOOR”
Eat lunch - “THEY’RE GOING TO GET INTO MY FOOD”

Seriously though, I can guarantee you I won’t see another one for at least a month. 

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