January 2012
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Michelle: Remember when we saw those people driving to Home Depot with wooden beams hanging out of their trunk and a red cup attached to it because they didn't have a red flag? That was so ghetto.
Me: That was us.
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katieroseee:
So many people labour under the yoke of futile anxieties. Internal blather furrows their brows, incessantly, niggling questions disquiet their consciousness. “What will people think of me? Will I pass muster, in the eyes of those I’d like to impress? Does this collar match these lapels? Am I about to humiliate myself?” Take a moment, and a few deep breaths, then relax: You aren’t...
leisure- said: probably because he retired.
*or ever has been. Except for like, that one week a few years ago when he was popular for being tall
Ugh god, I had to take the cable box in to Comcast today because it’s a piece of crap, as is Comcast in general… Took it in at 3 figuring it was a good time since most people are at work during that point in the day, and the place was packed with over 100 people waiting on line. I had class at 4 so I said fuck that, turned around and went home.
I went back again, 10 minutes before...
Oh god, I forgot the Terminix guy was coming today.
Michelle and I were both asleep naked, I had to throw on clothes and locked us out (us being me and the terminix man) and had to knock on the door, which Michelle answered with no clothes on.
This is such a joke
Michelle just bought us some Pink Lemonade flavored shisha. enjoying it in total bliss right now
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I officially want a ferret.
I think it’s the perfect pet for us, and I really just want to walk it and play with it and all.
Next Great Baker is the most frustrating show ever.
The ‘judges’ are just Buddy and two random people who like looking at cakes.
johnvondoom:
ELLIOTT SMITH
The Biggest Lie
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leisure- replied to your post: Random tumblr tip: If you want to scroll to the…
i just press tab and it doesn’t even scroll, it like spawns you up there!
Holy crap, check that out!
I rode Michelle to work today on the back rack of my bike, up King street the wrong way. We were going like 1/2 mile per hour.
Haters can kiss my ass.
ourflagiswhite replied to your post: ourflagiswhite replied to your post: Is anybody…
Who needs privacy anymore?! It seems like privacy is some distant idea that people are slowly forgetting ever existed now
It’s cheaper without it anyway!
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inlinesix replied to your post: Is anybody else even slightly disturbed by the…
Flo. you tricky bitch.
Oh you mad
You real mad
ourflagiswhite replied to your post: Is anybody else even slightly disturbed by the…
…can they actually do that that is completely invasive wow
Exactly! So depending on how pressed for cash you are, fear not because you can always sell your privacy for [maybe] better insurance rates. Go America!
inlinesix replied to your post: Random tumblr tip: If you want to scroll to the…
or hit command+ up if you have a mac
Exactly. Or ‘home’ on a PC. Pretty much most useless tumblr feature ever
Is anybody else even slightly disturbed by the fact that Progressive can install a tracking device in your car to monitor your driving habits and adjust your insurance rates?
Or did we all just act like that was normal and non-intrusive
Random tumblr tip: If you want to scroll to the top of your dashboard, but the button won’t show up, click where it would be and it will work anyway
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People are my religion because I believe in them,...
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Regardless of who the Republican presidential candidate is going to be, choosing between him and Obama is like having to vote for a Republican candidate or another Republican candidate. God bless America.
I love I Am The Avalanche, but the Brooklyn Dodgers video legitimately looks like a 3 minute long commercial for NY Ink on TLC
haleyhurricane replied to your post: Found a palmetto bug on the floor today. Took a…
welcome to my life with cockroaches. you can exterminate over and over…and they’ll always come back.
ajkdh gross, I have a recipe for roach poison if you want to try it!
Mix 4 parts borax, 2 parts flour and 1 part cocoa powder. Put the powder around doors, under your sink, etc. They will bring it back to...
While browsing through the galleries of a few local tattoo artists, I came across the tattoo of the Native American lady straddling a corndog. Yes, the corndog lady tattoo came from Charleston. Is anyone surprised? I’m not.
It frustrates me when some girls bitch that “There’s no good guys anywhere”
You’re not going to find yourself a good guy out getting drunk in somebody’s basement. A frat bro isn’t going to fuck you on a Friday night and come back on Saturday morning with roses.
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Found a palmetto bug on the floor today.
Took a nap - “THEY’RE IN MY SHEETS” Put on a sweatshirt - “THEY’RE IN MY CLOTHES” Took a shower - “THEY’RE GOING TO COME OUT OF THE DRAIN” Leave the house - “QUICK THEY’LL GET IN THROUGH THE DOOR” Eat lunch - “THEY’RE GOING TO GET INTO MY FOOD”
Seriously though, I...
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youlittledevil replied to your post: 6, 13, 20, 25, 27 (LOL), 36, 38.
I live with two non-Florida natives and they make the biggest spectacle over palmetto bugs, it’s hilarious. Those goals are lovely. Things are alright with me. Hope the same is true for you and Michelle. :)
That’s good to hear! We’re doing well, both regularly losing our shit over palmetto bugs of course. Stay well!
There’s something about the guy from a day to remember. He has, like, crazy eyes and a Billy Mays spray-paint beard or something.
youlittledevil asked: 6, 13, 20, 25, 27 (LOL), 36, 38.
