February 2012
27 posts
Has anybody bought any of the David Beckham stuff...
It all looks so friggin nice.
I literally have nothing to contribute to Tumblr this week.
I took my first three exams of the semester, and sat behind a girl in one class who did nothing but browse pinterest, “repinning” pictures of foxes in the snow, purses, nail polish, and 80 pound girls in lingerie. I rolled my eyes in my head. There are a lot of girls like that here. It concerns me that most people...
Well fuck you too, traffic court.
If you think there are 52 states in the USA, you can go ahead and unfollow me now please
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I just died.
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Music Things. Ask me
1: my top 10 favourite bands.
2: my top 10 favourite albums.
3: my top 10 favourite songs.
4: top 10 most attractive musicians in my opinion (dead or alive).
5: do i listen to mp3s/cds/cassettes/vinyls.
6: most overrated bands.
7: most underrated bands.
8: a guilty pleasure.
9: the first band i really liked.
10: the first album i bought with my own money.
11: what bands my parents got me into.
12: bands i have seen live.
13: bands i want to see live.
14: my favourite film soundtrack.
15: what song am i listening to right now.
16: last album i bought.
17: a song i dislike from my favourite band.
18: a band i used to love but now hate.
19: least favourite bands.
20: an unpopular opinion about music.
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“In 2003, Mystikal was indicted on charges of sexual battery and extortion. On...”
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I just missed out on a large sum of money because of that touchdown.
I hope there’s a special place in hell for people who claim to be working in the name of justice but just love the rush of seeing criminals squirm when they get caught, e.g. Chris Hansen, most cops in New Jersey
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This bitches moved two houses down and decided to designate the space in front of their house as a no parking zone.
Please. I’ll park in front of your house every day you ain’t no city of Charleston official
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January 2012
112 posts
Today, I learned that The Human League, the band that sings the Night People song is the same Human League that sang “Don’t You Want Me Baby”
Quality band
Reasons why The Hangover Part 2 was the worst...
It was literally the same exact formula as the first one
They made Zach Galifianakis’ character weirder, like a fat third grader, and more predictable
The Asian jokes got old about 10 minutes into the movie
Nobody wanted to know more about the weird ninja guy
There was a sixteen year old kid with literally nothing to offer
It was a giant stinking piece of shit
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New favorite place in the world:
Krispy Kreme, West Ashley. Fresh donuts like you neva seen before yo
Freak Out Dude (w. Washington Square Park and...
I’m ready for another tattoo. Maybe this summer when I get some cash.
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In other news, it looks like the ferret plan is going to happen. We played with some at petco today, and they come spayed/neutered/de-scented (unless we can find one on craigslist first of course)
We’re going to wait until after we go away in March, but maybe we’ll gradually start buying ferret things now so that I don’t have to drop $300 all at once at some point in the future....
Michelle just shot up out of bed, looked at the clock and said, “What the fuck! I missed my superhero convention at 7!” and went back to sleep.
Michelle: Remember when we saw those people driving to Home Depot with wooden beams hanging out of their trunk and a red cup attached to it because they didn't have a red flag? That was so ghetto.
Me: That was us.
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katieroseee:
So many people labour under the yoke of futile anxieties. Internal blather furrows their brows, incessantly, niggling questions disquiet their consciousness. “What will people think of me? Will I pass muster, in the eyes of those I’d like to impress? Does this collar match these lapels? Am I about to humiliate myself?” Take a moment, and a few deep breaths, then relax: You aren’t...
leisure- said: probably because he retired.
*or ever has been. Except for like, that one week a few years ago when he was popular for being tall
